This week! The Attitude Era becomes Self-aware! We keep it classy with Pete Rose and Jennifer Flowers!The Legion of Doom buy new Goalie pads! Sgt Slaughter refuses to allow his estranged daughter Chyna to date Triple H! Sable Powerbombs her way into the hearts of millions! The Brothers of Destruction Collide! And Stone Cold Steve Austin is crowned World Champion!
Ladies and Gentleman, Boys, Girls, and Inbetweeners! (StolenGimmick) Listen Up! I bring news of yet another episode of THE GOLDEN AGE OF GRAPPLING! As the world prepares for the yearly 30 man tradition known as the Royal Rumble, we take a step back, to a simpler time. When Ref's made no sense and the rules didn't matter! watch as Razor Ramon continues to wither away on the undercard, while Big Daddy Cool, a man who readily admits to only having 5 moves, is asked to go 25 minutes as his stupidly long reign as champ continues! THEN witness the most rushed, least dramatic and quite possibly the worst royal rumble in history.