Welcome One! Welcome All! To the WWE’s Biggest Party of the year SUMMERFEST! And we’re jumping back to the Uber-patriotic 2005!?? Witness the majesty that is Shark-Eyes Kurt Angle vs Eugene! The Immortal Hulk Hogan takes on the Icon Shawn Michaels! Chris Jericho can’t say tongue twisters! The “Divas Division” just… Isn’t! Tazz is Fuhstrated! Matt Hardy is betrayed and concussed! “J.R. & Co” can’t stop bringing the show back to politics! And we witness the very first ever Custody of a Child match!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Pubes and Grays, Boys, Girls, Others, All are welcome! To the Golden Age of Grappling! This week witness a show BURSTING at the edges with interesting match-ups... Umaga vs Eugene, John Cena vs Sabu, and RVD vs Edge! Mid-2000's edginess... Umaga vs EUGENE, Oil Rubs, and swearing at handicapped kids! And way... WAY TOO MUCH Man-Ass.
Welcome One, Welcome All! to the Golden Age of Grappling! Tonight Witness the show that unfortunately the WWE doesn't want you to remember or think about. I say unfortunately, because there are two damn fantastic matches on it. But this wouldn't be wrestling without the Bad... And there is a decent helping of that as well. See the early days of Eugene! Watch when crowds had completely NO F*CKS to give about Women's wrestling matches! The Coach in an actual match! And of course, when the WWE couldn't help but add no-build HEAT matches to the card!
Welcome One, Welcome All to another edition of The Golden Age of Grappling! We are on the Road to WrestleMania, So let us go back 11 years to 2006! Witness Mickie James steal Chicago's heart as she battles the seemingly hated Trish Stratus! Watch as Booker T is relegated to a crap match with The Boogeyman! See THE WRESTLING MACHINE Kurt Angle in full effect! And find out what happens in Tennessee when Vince McMahon mocks the LORD with a cameo from Evil Linda McMahon!