Twas a damp, dark night, the only flickering light beaming from the static buzzing out of the television in the corner. Too tired to find the remote, and too lazy to turn it off you try to ignore it, go back to sleep. KISHSHHHHcue:WCW post logo-change sounder WHEN Suddenly YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE came to life as a familiar voice welcomed you to the fifth circle of hell. “Welcome to the MGM GRAND!” the tv shouts. NO! NOT AGAIN! NOT AFTER 1999! But alas, you are doomed to ride this wicked ride one… last… time.
Welcome One, Welcome All to the death rattle of World Championship Wrestling! Its the Golden Age of Grappling! Witness Lex Lugar wearing a child's ballcap! See WCW claim their third or fourth reformation only to default back into shitting all over their audience! See the absolutely depressing ending of Bill Goldberg's WCW Career! And listen as Big Pappa Pump Scott Steiner Freaks and Peaks his way through being the TOP GUY.