Twas a damp, dark night, the only flickering light beaming from the static buzzing out of the television in the corner. Too tired to find the remote, and too lazy to turn it off you try to ignore it, go back to sleep. KISHSHHHHcue:WCW post logo-change sounder WHEN Suddenly YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE came to life as a familiar voice welcomed you to the fifth circle of hell. “Welcome to the MGM GRAND!” the tv shouts. NO! NOT AGAIN! NOT AFTER 1999! But alas, you are doomed to ride this wicked ride one… last… time.
Welcome one! Welcome All! To the latest edition of The Golden Age of Grappling! This week is a truly... Honestly...god awful wrestling event. WCW in 1999 was prepared to give you MORE. More ref bumps! More Cursing! More Wrestlers in Blue Jeans! More Blood! More insider terms in promos! More Baseball Bats! More confused announcers! More Sexuality! More BLOOD! More Disqualifications! Where they wanted to surprise you SO badly, that the surprise is that there isn't really a show!
Welcome one, welcome all to the Golden Age of Grappling! This week we trip back to the 700 mph downhill rush of WCW Nitro as they raced to kill their company as quickly as possible! See Kevin Nash agree to put his career on the line for absolutely no reason! Watch as Scott Norton and Buff Bagwell have the closest thing to an acceptable match of the night! And Witness Raven do nothing as his crew of ICP and Vampiro ruin everything slightly fun about this show! OH yeah, and Hogan changed his clothes...
We reviewed WCW Nitro Episode 203 from August 9th of 1999!