Gather Round and listen, Oh Cometh Ye ALL! To the Golden Age of Grappling! For we travel down doth Road TO WRESTLEMANIA.
Only our tale has no Quick Roads, Not any roadsmiths repair delays.. No, Our path, Like the path of many internet darling wrestlers, Goes through the OTHER territories...
We Hath already tread the rocky mountain paths of Action Nonstop, and so it is this week that we look to the Land to the south. Where Flair is god, and God is never in a tag team match.. We look to WCW.
Tonight, Childhoods shall be ruined, Myths busted, and Tony Shiavone will try to ruin kayfabe multiple times. This is THE GRAND DADDY OF THEM ALL.
Gather round and hear the tale, my little ones, For tis the tale of when the WcW decided to promote, sell tickets to, and broadcast an "Unsanctioned" event! Not only that, they hath done the same thing four years in a row already! See "Ten Cent" Vincent Virgil take on The Second Most Electrifying Man in the Biz, and black Marty Jennety, Stevie Ray! as the two battle for leadership of the NWO Black and White! Then in a FIT of FURIOUS CONFUSION the WcW booked a First Blood Barbed Wire Cage Match! No listen, that seriously happened, and Yeah, it went about as well as could be expected. This week we reviewed WCW Uncensored 1999!